- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

What a wonderful life!!! gunshot

Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

What do you call an blank test? an F

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

Girls Lacrosse.

You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

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