What do you call two Ethiopians standing side-by-side? Friends

How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

Why did the Calculus teacher give an Asian student an F on a test? Because he got less than 60% of the answers correct.

Knock, knock. Who's there? John. Oh, hey! Come in.

What's green and has 4 wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Jon has 40 chololate bars, he eats 32, what does he have now? Diabetes.

Why can't Michael Jackson drive? Because he's dead.

What do you call a pig with no arms? A pig, pigs don't have arms

roses are grey, violets are grey, i'm colourblind and shit at poetry

Know what's funny? Jokes.

A guy walks into a bar. He then comes home at 4 a.m. to beat his wife.

A BABY seal walks into a club

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza is an inanimate object, while a black man is a person. racist F.u.c.k.

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

what did the little girl do after drinking a smoothie? she choked and died a painful death.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbor.

What do you call a black person who drives a plane? A pilot.

How do you kill a blond? You don't. If you do, you'll get reported to the cops and sent to jail.

Why was timmy crying? He gave his grandmother AIDs...

what does a jew want most for hanukkah? presents

I went to buy some camouflage shorst the other day but I couldn't find any.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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