Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.

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A blind man walks into a bar and a table and a lady....

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Knock knock! Whos there? Me. Now open the door.

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A Asian man with a boner runs and hits the wall... He beaks his nose.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

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What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

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What goes in long and hard and comes out wet and sticky? A penis after orgasmic intercourse.

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Why did the chiken cross the road. Anwer: because it was being chased by a crazy horny/ kinky redneck.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

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That joke was so funny that I fell off my dinosaur. Then afterwards had to be put in a rehabilitation center because I am schizophrenic and dinosaurs are extinct.

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What are corpses favorite form of entertainment? nothing, there dead.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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What is green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree and onto your head? A pool table.

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Why dont you ever see any black mermaids? Mermaids dont exist.

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What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink? What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink?

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What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

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My Roomate-(crying in the fetal position for the love of his life has been murderer) Me- (laughing) I have a problem

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: Banana! B: Not you again..(slams door)

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Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange. Aren't You Glad I Didn't Say Cliterus?

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Wat do you do when you see aomeone bleeding on the ground? Walk away and act like nothing happened

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A muslim checks in at an airport and gets on a plane. He reads a book about knitting, gets off the plane at France and goes back to his job as a librarian.

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why did the blond stare at a carton of orange juice for 2 hours? because she was reading the nutrition list, and she is a slow and patient reader.

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how do you stop a baby crying hit it with a brick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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