What did the penguins get for Christmas? A hang-glider What did the polar bears get for Christmas? Death, The Holocaust, Global Warming, and all of Steven King's books.

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, ask him.

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what is the difference of a duck..... it neither wears tie.....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a truck

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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What's worse than being a black Jew? Being a racists anti-Semite.

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What did the thief get for Christmas? Nothing. He was sentenced to the death penalty.

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Chikin nuggets

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Why did little Jimmy eat his finger ? He was hungry.

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What do you call a black man jumping out of a plane? A skydiver

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Why did the cockroach cross the road? Why do you ask?

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Roses are Red Voilets are Red I am Red I am Dead

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Knock knock whose there? i have a warrant, i excpect you to come out peacefully with you hands behind you back

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What do snowmen eat for lunch? Snowmen don't eat, they're inanimate balls of of solid precipitation with rocks for smiles and eyes and carrots for noses.

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I have a knock knock joke. You start.

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What's the difference between a large pizza and a black man? The pizza is a delicious Italian classic dish, while the latter is a human being which man frown at the notion of consuming.

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How many republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Typically only one, though more may be required under extreme conditions.

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i'm a loser with body odor.. plus i play pokemon to pass the time because reality is just to horrible to face. guess who? josh wood.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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Your momma's so ugly she adopted you because she had a problem attracting men.

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause it looks like you landed on your face.

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Q. The square root of 69 is 8 something, right? A. Yes, to be exact it is 8.30662386.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Joseph

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Two muffins are in an oven. One says "It's getting hot in here". The other one starts to reply but then it's internal organs burst from the heat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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