Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have a gun BANG!

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Leukemia

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How do you make a man sit down? Hold him at gunpoint.

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A man is sitting on a bench in a park crying a man walking by asks why he's crying, and the man answers that he has no idea why he's crying

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What couldn't the Asian drive? Because he had just gotten laser eye surgery, and the doctor recommended that he didn't drive for a few days.

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your mama is so stupid i believe she will have a difficult time finding employment in these rough economic times

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I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia.

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Why did the blonde fall down? She got shot in the head.

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Why did Michael Jackson ask a Best Buy clerk for the best 3D TV? He didn't ... He's dead.

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Why did the girl say 'baa'? Because she was a lamb.

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knock knock whos there ? Jordan Jordan who ? Jordan Walters

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whats silver and cries? a coin, although it can't cry because its a coin. So it's just silver

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A BABY seal walks into a club

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Q: what is more sad than being alone A: being alone with lots of cats

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Welcome to Watchmojo dot com and today we'll be talking about the Top 10 numbers from 1 through 10. In this episode we will be discussing which numbers from 1 to 10 gain popularity and mainstream appeal amongst people from all over the world. Number 10. 10 (Ten) Number 9. 6 (Six) Number 8. 8 (Eight) Number 7. 4 (Four) Number 6. 5 (Five) Number 5. 3 (Three) Number 4. 2 (Two) Number 3. 9 (Nine) Number 2. 7 (Seven) Here are some honorable mentions: 3.14 9.9 1 and a half Number 1. 1 (One)

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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What black and blue and red all over? My mom after my dad comes back from the bar.

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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Hey Tim lets think of a joke

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Guess what? Chicken butt! No I have aids, you might want to get yourself tested

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what's funnier than 1 Mecican? 2 Mexicans

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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