- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so ugly, that her job prospects are affected negatively, and your family suffers as a consequence.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing set? She had no arms.

What did the nintendo Wii say as it went down the slide? They don't talk.

Why is it bees travel in formation, one side is longer than the other? ... There are more bees on one side

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Nothing, he's the same person

two muffins were in an oven. one muffin says, "gee, its hot in here." the other one says, "AH! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? A scorpion was trying to sting it in the anus and it wanted to escape the undoubtedly painful consequences.

So there's this mexican with a big sombrero riding a donkey, it was a sunny day and he didn't feel like walking.

Why did the man punch his wife? Because he was angry

What's cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

One time, I ate 3 chipotle burritos....after a tennis match

Your mama's so fat, she gets confused with Santa Claus.

What's the difference between me and a dead baby? I'm not dead, or a baby. I am well into my teens and very healthy.

Why did the chiken cross the road. Anwer: because it was being chased by a crazy horny/ kinky redneck.

these jokes are terrible, even for anti-jokes

Alan: My Grandfather has a jacket made from jews that he killed while he was in the SS. James: Really? Alan: No, I'm Korean. My Grandfather would not be allowing into the SS.

Where do farmers retire their used farm equipment? The tree in their backyard.

what is the difference of a duck..... it neither wears tie.....

A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

Who is a nazi? • Theo Kingdom

What's pink and smells like chicken? A pink hair band, I was lying about the chicken part.

What is the difference between a botlle of sun lotion and a Mexican? A bottle of sun lotion contains a lotion that protects your skin against the sun, and a Mexican is a person from Mexico.

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