What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a Cheetah? A yellow Chuck Norris with black spots.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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A kitten walks into a bar and orders a saucer of milk. Everyone enjoys the novelty of his presence.

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Bobby got a new bike there are black kids in bobby's neighborhood bobby doesnt have a new bike anymore

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why did the blond stare at a carton of orange juice for 2 hours? because she was reading the nutrition list, and she is a slow and patient reader.

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Jesus Christ walks into a bar and the bartender says "Holy crap it's Jesus!" and everyone quickly updates their Facebooks.

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Why did the horse have 5 legs? She was still giving birth.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was arrested by the ASPCA and PETA for letting the chicken run free near a horribly busy road

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Your mother is so dumb. It's a good thing she knows sign language.

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Nate has 32 candy bars. he eats 28 of them. What is he left with? 4 candy bars

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Why did the boy on stilts pick up the phone? Because it was ringing.

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How do you tell if someone is a Jew? Ask them politely.

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Dick Chaney

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Did you hear about the kid napping? They found his body in a ditch.

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A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

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What black and blue and red all over? My mom after my dad comes back from the bar.

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Knock Knock Who's there? me oh

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Knock Knock "Who's There?" *No answer* The man proceeds to go on with his life

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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A black man bought a large condom because he has a big penis.

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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