A man walked into a bar. What did he say? Ouch.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12- 18 (depending on size) I know this because i use to work at a abortion clinic

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What did the orphan say to the other orphan? Annie is my favorite movie.

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Want to hear a joke? Me to...

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What's worse than women's rights? Actually, not much, because women throughout history suffered for too long the hardships of over dominant male figures and deserve the freedoms they have achieved today.

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lebron

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Your momma's so ugly that she was worried that she would never marry anyone.

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girl says..joe..................................................................... boy says...who is joe................. girl..the idiot of a helper at my skl

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What did the priest do when he noticed the young boy bent over picking up crayons he had dropped? He helped him pick them up

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What's 6 inches long, held in your hand, and has a round tip? A pencil you pervert.

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Q:What's the difference between a pinata and a baby? A: One I hang from a tree and beat to death and the other one is a pinata..

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The meme walks out of the bar.

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What's green and has 4 wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Q: What do a dildo salesman and a car salesman have in common? A: They are both salesman

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Jon has 40 chololate bars, he eats 32, what does he have now? Diabetes.

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Why didn't Betty ride her bike to school? She had no legs.

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what did the atheist get for Christmas? Nothing. If he was being truly honest to his beliefs, he wouldn't partake in a christian holiday.

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Yee

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Q: What is hard and long on a man? A: His wife's funeral

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Why was the Jewish man put to death? Because he was convicted by a jury of his peers in a fair trial overseen by a judge in good standing in a United States court for 12 counts of homicide

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What looks and sounds just like a seagull ? A seagull.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It is a domestic bird in the wild that is free to go where ever it wants to, that's why

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What do you call a boy that fell off a ferry? Extremely unlucky, since one of the other passengers noticed and the captain turned the ferry around, threw him a ladder, and pulled him aboard. Also he died of hepatitis because his mother was too poor to afford condoms, so he was born with it.

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how to u kill a baby with no arms, throw it in a pool

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