What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being cut in half by a human while you were trying to eat an apple

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What's a bit smaller than the tallest man in the world? The 2nd tallest man in the world.

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? "Hey, what's up?"

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face (pokerface)

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You're momma's so fat, she's got high cholesterol.

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"Welcome to Mcdonalds, Would you like to try our new Chicken BigMac today?" "No"

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A negro named Kanye walks into a Tavern... He's stoned to death.

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what do giraffes have that other animals don't have? -baby giraffes

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what did micheal jackson give to a young boy? -nothing micheal jackson is dead

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what did the hobo do when he saw timmy get hit by the bus and drop his ice cream? stole the ice cream and laughed

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Were your parents drunk when they named you?

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What's brown and smells Iike crap? My brother he doesn't shower and is Hispanic

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A black man and a hispanic man are riding in a car. Who's driving? The hispanic man

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how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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How many women are in the world? a little over 3.2 billion because statistics show that there are roughly 51-52% females in the whole population of humans

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What do you call a guy with newmonya? Not good at spelling

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What is big, green and fuzzy and if it falls out of a tree and hit you in the head, it will probably kill you? A pool table.

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2 guys walk into a bar, a third guy carefully ducks under it

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How do wake up Lady Gaga You Poker her face

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What has two legs and graduated from ninja school? Okyrin Sakajuru. He also went on to win two all city titles and roundhouse kick of the day, performed on a wild tiger. As time passes, he stops practicing and becomes a lethargic street criminal. He is eventually captured by local authorities and charged with the robberies and two counts of aggravated assault. Leaving his children behind to the system where they are neglected and depressed about their fathers situation. He makes bail after 3 months and opens a strip club for dwarfs but loses it all after not finding stripper poles that are dwarf friendly.

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The big problem with politicians is they're always lying but fortunately there's always a moment when it's not a problem anymore. When they do it down in their tombs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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