Why did the blonde kid lose the spelling bee? Because she misspelled a word.

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A man and his family walk into a talent agent's office. The man proceeds to sexually accost his wife and children. The agent calls security who escort the family out and helps the wife find a domestic violence shelter to stay at.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I just ding dong ditched you.

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

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Did you hear about the guy who fell off the mountain? Oh, well he died

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Burger King cashier: Are you on Team Jacob or Team Edward? Man: I'm on team I'm freaking hungry; now give me my food!

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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Why did i write this joke knowing i wont get published? I don't know.

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i was molested.

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26.5% of Americans are obese.

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what is brown with wheels? a potatoe, i was just kidding about the wheels

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What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink? What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink?

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a man cries out to god.... and god does't reply.

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Where do you put a black jew? In the back of the.... oh wait i have never seen a black jew before.

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A blonde goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "That is a worrying symptom," says the doctor, who immediately recommends the woman for a thorough psychiatric assessment.

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What did the Catholic preist say to the altar boy? You've been a good altar boy.

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Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange. Aren't You Glad I Didn't Say Cliterus?

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vn[oiaehsobv[khpogjglprljffknfsiphgeknkldfekageriyreojgyperogerpojregkeporg? cuase u stupid and this stupid joke is to

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What's brown and sticky? a stick.

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why did the girl smear penut butter on the road. To go with the trafic jam

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(Man #1): Do you know how I know you're gay? (Man #2): How? (Man #1) When I kiss you, you kiss me back...

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How could they tell Michael Jackson was dead? He showed no vital signs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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