here kitty kitty

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what's funnier than 1 Mecican? 2 Mexicans

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roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

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why were the little boy's clothes all wet? because they found his body in the bottom of a river.

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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these jokes are terrible, even for anti-jokes

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girl says..joe..................................................................... boy says...who is joe................. girl..the idiot of a helper at my skl

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what is the difference of a duck..... it neither wears tie.....

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Ask me how old my cat is. How old's your cat? I don't know.

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A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

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What's pink and smells like chicken? A pink hair band, I was lying about the chicken part.

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I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia.

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Why did Michael Jackson ask a Best Buy clerk for the best 3D TV? He didn't ... He's dead.

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lebron

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike when you eat them they die

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2 ducks walk into a bar. The first orders a drink, drinks it, and drops dead. The other duck said, "Bar tender! What did you put in my friends drink?" The bar tender said, "Poison."

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Why did little Jimmy eat his finger ? He was hungry.

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Obama 2012

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and an elephant? Two angry pachyderms.

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Q: What is hard and long on a man? A: His wife's funeral

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the postman, I have a package you need to sign for.

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Swag.

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what is not funny? This joke.

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Q: what is more sad than being alone A: being alone with lots of cats

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