Roses are red, Muslims are brown, When I see them swimming, I hope that they drown!

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How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

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what is not funny? This joke.

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What's the worst part about male roller blading? AIDS.

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What did the paraplegic boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It is a domestic bird in the wild that is free to go where ever it wants to, that's why

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Why did the man punch his wife? Because he was angry

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How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

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Knock knock whose there? i have a warrant, i excpect you to come out peacefully with you hands behind you back

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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One time, I ate 3 chipotle burritos....after a tennis match

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Two muffins are in an oven. They are then baked at 375 for about 30 minutes and then taken out to cool.

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Your carpol will be here soon! What a pool for cars is coming?

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How did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Scarlet fever or meningitis.

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Q. The square root of 69 is 8 something, right? A. Yes, to be exact it is 8.30662386.

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Where did all the time go? In a recent study, 100% of all time, all systems go.

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What's the most stupid thing you have ever heard? Woman's Studies.

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A Polish man came home one day from work, hung up his coat, took off his hat and walked into his bedroom shouting "honey I'm home!" What should he see but his best friend in bed with his wife. Infuriated, he rushed to the cupboard, pulled out his gun, put it to his head, pulled the trigger, and died instantly. His children and lecherous wife are forever scarred.

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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What couldn't the stereotypical pirate get into the movie? Well, considering that the stereotypical pirate existed in the sixteenth to eightteenth centuries and the first motion picture wasn't made until the mid to late nineteenth century, also the technology for time travel does not exist nor has it ever, I would have to derive that he was not let in due to the fact that there was no way for him to ever exist at the same time that a movie would have been playing.

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Suck my bigvagina you faggetass bitchybuns

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What did the republican say to the democrat? You suck!

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What did the priest do when he noticed the young boy bent over picking up crayons he had dropped? He helped him pick them up

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