2 ducks walk into a bar. The first orders a drink, drinks it, and drops dead. The other duck said, "Bar tender! What did you put in my friends drink?" The bar tender said, "Poison."

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What is white and can't walk? A PVC Pipe.

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Why did little Jimmy eat his finger ? He was hungry.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the postman, I have a package you need to sign for.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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two muffins were in an oven. one muffin says, "gee, its hot in here." the other one says, "AH! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was recently released from prison for violent crimes.

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Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

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What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

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Why did the chickecross the roe? Because I was bein chased by an angry group o mobsters that 8 years ago were busted by the chicken when he was still working for NYPD and found them all in an ally and busted them for later discovered tax evasion and then 2 years later they found a way ou of prison and tracked down the chicken for 6 years until they found him in road island 4509 lake side estates and then proceeded to chase him onto and across a road that was near by to his lake side apartment and then they go tire and we. Back to their HQ in NY and then the leader of the gang went home and in a depression fuels rage mersiouy beat his wife then went up stairs and threw his 9 year old son out the window and hanged himself. The chicken also died because 8 years is at the top of their lifespan.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you inside? American! What are you, a communist?

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? He was on his way home from work and saw some youths loitering on the street corner and thought it best to avoid them and therefore any possible confrontation. He would also appreciate it if you would call him something along the lines of Bravery impaired instead of a chicken as he finds it offensive and doesn't fully understand the avian reference to his lack of confidence.

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

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(in a retarted voice) i want to go to disneyland

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acuna

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What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

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what did jesus say to moses? jesus isn't real

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Why did the black man shoot everyone? Because he is black

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What did the young girl get for Christmas? Violently raped and murdered by her abusive father.

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Roses are red violets are blue ... Aww I just don't give a damn and nether do you.

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What happened to the boy when he did nothing? The game.

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Runescape.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Awkward silence Awkward silence who? ...

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A homeless man is hungry. He then kills a college professor and has a nice dinner

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