A BABY seal walks into a club

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What is white and can't walk? A PVC Pipe.

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YouTube comment: If I get a cent for every pixel on the screen. I would have... $960 for a 224p video $2049.6 240p video $1296 for a 270p video $2304 for a 360p video $4099.2 for a 480p video $9984 for a 520p video $9216 for a 720p video $20736 for a 1080p video $125829.12 for a 2304p video ... I would be RICH!!

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says its getting hot in here the other muffin say holy shit a talking muffin.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza is an inanimate object, while a black man is a person. racist F.u.c.k.

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What looks and sounds just like a seagull ? A seagull.

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Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbor.

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What do you call a black person who drives a plane? A pilot.

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why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

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Why did Sally fall of the Swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

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What is the difference between muffins and cornbread? I don't enjoy sticking cornbread in my anus.

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What do you call a group of black men jumping off a building? Chocolate Rain

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What's sad about four black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? Jerome never wanted it to end like this. James, his best friend, was drunk... Again. That was just the way he was. He got wasted, did something stupid, apologized, and then did it again. But this time, there would be no next time. They were supposed to be going to their graduation party, but instead, James fell asleep at the wheel. The cliff was rapidly approaching, and the doors were locked. All Jerome could do now was pray. Also, the Cadillac costed a lot.

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Hello, nice to meet you.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your a Jew, I don't like you.

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Runescape.

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What did the girl get for her birthday? Nothing...cause she died

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My room is a mess, Violets are still blue

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why was the little girl crying? because her dad hit her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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