- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Religious fanatics: WE MUST NOT SIN! Jesus: And I died for their sins? They do not even try a bit of sex and rock and roll? Now that is a sin :( I died for nothing then :( Religious fanatics: Damn!

Q. How do you make your neighbor mad? A. Run his kids over.

There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

woman's rights

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

Multi Orgasmic Pillow screechers

What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

Q: How do you make a clown stop laughing? A: Hit it in the face with an axe

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

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