We are sorry for being so sorry, and apologize again for apologizing so much... Why wont you just let me apologize? Does this insult you? I apologize. HEY! STOP THAT! I SAID I WAS SORRY SORRY FOR BEING SORRY! FORGIVE ME PLEASE SORRY WHY ARE YOU DRAWING THAT KNIFE OUT OF THE... LISTEN I AM SORRY!!! From my book the boy that cried help too much: The help arrived and the boy was never seen again. TRIPLE POST TO SAY SORRY FOR DOUBLE POSTING! QUADRUPLE POST TO SAY SORRY FOR DOUBLE POSTING...ETC.

I have an excuse why one leg and one arm ar shorter than the ather two. I was born sideways and pulled out by an arm and a leg, trust me im not stupid or gay... ASSSSSSSSSSSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!..........................That was my turrets kickin in and i have dislexia if i didnt spell turrets right

Hehe 9/11 Funny Stuff If you know what I mean!!

Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

A bar walks into a man

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

Why did the teenage girl pee on a stick? She and her boyfriend had foolishly engaged in unprotected sex two weeks before, and she was now concerned that she may be pregnant.

What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website?

One time I walked into a fat kid..

a jerk that i knew was in a bar. he was about to drive home. at first i tried to stop him until he was sober. instead he punched me in the face. then i dared him to drive home as fast as possible. he died that night... i texted him all the way...

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

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