- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Why was 7 afraid of 9? Because 9 was black.

They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

What do you call a poldo thats hafl poldo a

Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb? None. They are blind and do not care if it is light or dark in their surroundings.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

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