How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

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a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

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What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

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I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

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Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Why was 7 afraid of 9? Because 9 was black.

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What do you call a poldo thats hafl poldo a

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Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

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They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

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why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

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Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I will ask you one question, and that will determine whether you can enter Heaven." The man nods nervously. St. Peter asks, "Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" The man thinks long and hard. "No, I always made sure to apologize." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You have passed the test, and may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

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Barack Obama plays basketball

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Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

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Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

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Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

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why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

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what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

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Two pandas walked into a bar. The bar was in china.

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what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

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High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

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