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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

The hooker walks into a bar wearing a vest and tight denim shorts. A drunken man proceeds in trying to have his way with her. He is thrown out for sexual mis-conduct and is currently waiting for his court date.

What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

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Walk Into The Bakery "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

A blind man accidentally walks into a gay bar. The bartender escorted him out and pointed him in the right direction.

. HAHAHAHA I have control of you I don't enjoy that picture.

A man walked into a bar and asked if he could use the toilet The bartender told him that it was for paying customers only The man walked up to the bartender, ordered a drink and then proceeded to go to the toilet He came back feeling refreshed, finished his drink and said his goodbyes

What rhymes with float,boat,moat,coat and goat but can not be on a boat, can not float, can not be in a moat, can not be on a coat and can not ride a goat? A zoat because it's not a real word and therefore is incapable of doing any of those things.

Your mama is so fat. Just look at her.

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How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except that didn't work for the boy. He also lost his ice cream.

What is worse than Shaq's free throw percentage? The free throw percentages of Reggie Evans, Bo Outlaw, Andris Biedrins, Wilt Chamberlain, Chris Dudley and Ben Wallace.

Q. what has 2 tums and a boner. A. a horny guy <3

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