- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

Do you work at subway? Because you are giving me a footlong. Yes, please, on white bread, with turkey, ham, white cheddar, and all of the vegetables. Maybe a little bit of sweet onion sauce and sub sauce. Sure, that will be a combo with chips. Thank you very much.

Q: What genre is the bible? A: Si-fi

What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

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Anders Lungren is a worthless peice of scrub

What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

think twice or at least think

Nick Cannon

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

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