roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

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Q: How do you make a clown stop laughing? A: Hit it in the face with an axe

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Why did the astronaut drop his toolbox? Because he ran out of air.

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Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

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What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

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What do you call a clock that has no sense of time? .....Broken.

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Are you black? Kill yourself.

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How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

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Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

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Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

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"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

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How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

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Why did the black homeowner declare bankruptcy on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by continuing to pay his mortgage bills.

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Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

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What did the PC say to the Mac? Nothing you idiot! Computers can't talk.

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You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

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Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

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don't read this

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What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

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What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

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Girls soccer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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