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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you kill a blond? give her a gun and tell her it a blow dryer

What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

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What did the dwarf do after he sore a mole? Nothing. dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist.

Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

think twice or at least think

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

Do you work at subway? Because you are giving me a footlong. Yes, please, on white bread, with turkey, ham, white cheddar, and all of the vegetables. Maybe a little bit of sweet onion sauce and sub sauce. Sure, that will be a combo with chips. Thank you very much.

What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

Q: What genre is the bible? A: Si-fi

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

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What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

Anders Lungren is a worthless peice of scrub

What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

Rush Limbaugh

What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

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