- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except that didn't work for the boy. He also lost his ice cream.

. HAHAHAHA I have control of you I don't enjoy that picture.

Religious fanatics: WE MUST NOT SIN! Jesus: And I died for their sins? They do not even try a bit of sex and rock and roll? Now that is a sin :( I died for nothing then :( Religious fanatics: Damn!

what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

What did the dwarf do after he sore a mole? Nothing. dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder from your house and kindly help him down.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Jokes about the Holocaust

What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

What's big, black, juicy, large, and succulent? A gourmet meatball.

what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

Caller: Is your fridge running! Callee: ... umm yes? Caller: I guess you don't need my services. Thanks Callee: ok bye

Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

how do you kill a blond? give her a gun and tell her it a blow dryer

10inch nice

You're a big fat monkey.

What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

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