Whats worse than the Holocaust. A worm in your apple.

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

Chuck Norris once starred in a movie with Bruce Lee.

Blacks

Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

Why did the boy eat the apple. He really likes apples.

glasses, jacket, shirt They call me glasses, jacket, shirt man. I never leave the house...without my brodies. hehehe hahaha hohoho!

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

I don't find blind jokes funny. Honestly, I just can't see the humor in them.

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

This is not funny.

Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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