- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

Why do jews have big noses? Because the air is free!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

your mom is so old, she is often confused for your grandmother.

What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

knock knock!? . . No.

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