Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

Life gave me limes. Now how am I suppose to make lemonade

Why'd the man walk his dog His pen ran out of ink

Neil is a reterd.

a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

my gramma died

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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