What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

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A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

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What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

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What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

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"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

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What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

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Why did the loser end up in hospital? Because he was smoking glue.

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Nick Cannon

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Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

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Hehe 9/11 Funny Stuff If you know what I mean!!

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Why did the little boy have gum on his shoe? Because he stepped on it

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1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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What do you call a black man riding a plane? A black man riding a plane.

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Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

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I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

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Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

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A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

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Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

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Mooses

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