- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What do you call a person without a heart? Not alive.

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

Uh... What was emulating again?

Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

Then none of us want to be right.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

What's big, black, juicy, large, and succulent? A gourmet meatball.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder from your house and kindly help him down.

what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

Caller: Is your fridge running! Callee: ... umm yes? Caller: I guess you don't need my services. Thanks Callee: ok bye

What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Jokes about the Holocaust

what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

What did the dwarf do after he sore a mole? Nothing. dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

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