Wanna hear a joke? Woman's rights.

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Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

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Why does Beyonce sing "to the left, to the left"? Because that's where a box of everything you own is

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Your at your local street corner and find a woman, the fact that she has balls dose not stop you from inviting her into your car.

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What is the best way to eat a dead baby? I don't know. That is incredibly disgusting.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Cats meow Dogs have four legs

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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You had 10 bricks on an airplane, you throw one. How many do you now have? 9. How do you get the elephant in the fridge? Open the fridge put the elephant in. How do you get the giraffe in the fridge? Open the fridge, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in. There was an animal meeting, all animals were invited. Which animal was missing? The giraffe, because he's still in the fridge. An old woman wants to cross a river that was full of crocodiles. How does she cross without getting eaten? The crocodiles were at the animal meeting, so she got across safely. She dies anyways. What happened? She was hit by the brick.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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Why did the kid with no legs fall down the stairs? Because his dad pushed him...

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Your adopted.....

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple getting blow jobed by a giant squirrel

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How do you stop a black man drowning? Take your foot off his head

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What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

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"MR PLATT!!!!!!" "Yeah?" "Telephone for you sir." "Oh, cheers Tony."

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What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

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The woman says : OMG I am so hung over!! The man next to her has Terrible tourertts turns around and shouts I want my to make them hung over your face, her then moves away and rapes a apple of which he is eating, the woman turns around and dies as she has a brain tumor

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Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

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whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

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What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

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What's yellow and goes up and down? A banana in an elevator.

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

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When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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