- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

a jerk that i knew was in a bar. he was about to drive home. at first i tried to stop him until he was sober. instead he punched me in the face. then i dared him to drive home as fast as possible. he died that night... i texted him all the way...

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

whats wooden and hard a wooden floor

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

Whats black and can multitask? My IPod you racist!

What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

How many gun shots does it take to kill you? 1..2... 3...4... Samantha reapeatedly kept shooting her enemy until she noticed that her enemy was Chuck Norris. So how many gunshots does it take to kill Chuck Norris? The world may never know.

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

A Jew walks on his way to work. He does not notice the quarter lying on the sidewalk and did not care for the dollar lying on the other side of the road.

What is worst than your girlfriend's mother?? Osama Bin Laden's One

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