Link ate ink to make him sink.

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

Nigel Farrage and the concept of UKIP.

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

What did the single guy do on Valentine's Day? Celebrate his birthday since he was born on the same day.

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

What do 69 and 420 have in common? That was my score on my Math final:(

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, WITHOUT MY HEART I CANNOT LOVE YOU

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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