- Anti Joke

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? The woman wasnt premature and abused from an early age.

yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

What does karissas vagina taste like? Ask vantwon

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

12 roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.