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If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

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What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

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what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

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Why did Steven Hawkins die? he got a virus

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If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

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Knock knock Shut up

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Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

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A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

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Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

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Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

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Gretta has five legs? -no

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Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

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How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: *locks door* NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! *opens door* NEXT!

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Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

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Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

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Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

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What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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A man walked in to a bar, he ordered a few drinks, met some new friends and had a good laugh with them. Later that night, he got in his car and drove home, which was foolish, as he should have known that being under the influence of alcohol increases the percentage of a collision, which could take his life and the lives of others. He arrived home just fine and got in to bed with his wife who was happy to see him.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

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96 there mad at each other instead its 69

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Anti Joke

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