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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bob: If two negatives make a positive, what would be an anti-anti-joke? Tim: An anti-joke

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Wii.

Why did the little girl die so suddenly? The bullet got her right in the heart.

How do you kill a dead baby? You can't, it's already dead.

Roses are red And heres something new Violets are violet They're not friggin blue

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

what do you get when you mix a shit zoo and a pitbull......"bull shit" oh this joke sucks well my life is over

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

Why was the iPhone screen cracked? Because it was dropped on a rock.

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

I'm winning at Scrabble.

Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

Racial equality.

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