what did the duck say to the chicken .nothing

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What's better than winning a Gold Medal in the Special Olympics? Not being handicapped in the first place.

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What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Charlie. The fact that the man is an idiot is irrelevant.

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What's blue and orange at the bottom of a swimming pool? A dead baby, why's it there? I popped the arm bands.

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Q: What did my uncle Tom say when he first encountered my friend Richard Jefferson? A: Hello

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what's worse than jamming a finger in a door the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust jamming 2 fingers in a door

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? Nothing. They are both created in God's image and likeness so get your mind outta the gutter!

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Why did the one pound coin cross the road? It was stuck up the chickens ass

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pedophile

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens are raised on farms, which are away from society. They are taken care of in pens, and have no way of escaping. Therefore it couldn't have crossed any roads.

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A black man and a hispanic man are riding in a car. Who's driving? The hispanic man

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Your mother is such a whore that she has consensual sex with a lot of people...

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What's the difference between me and a dead baby? I'm not dead, or a baby. I am well into my teens and very healthy.

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What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

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how many indians does it take to screw in a light bulb? one if it can reach 2 if it's high.One to screw in the bulb the other to hold the ladder.

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why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

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Why did the aeroplane engine fallon the house? Because of Donnie Darko

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Oh look, I've found my knife

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

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Why did the kitten die? Because your mom is gay.

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what does a gorilla do when it sleeps. it snores.

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Why did Charlie fall? He got shot 24 times in the chest.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Leukemia

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As a teen girl was walking through the perfume shop, she picked up one called, "Swirly Paradise." She sprayed it on her and sniffed the sweet scent. Suddenly, the world spun around and she suddenly woke up inside an empty bra. A mouse sniffed her and ate her alive.

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