There is a running race, both black and white people are running in this race! Half way through there is an avalanche and every black person running was killed! Who won the race??? Society... :D

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How fast is the speed of sex? 70 mph, minimum 40 mph

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Oh, um, sorry i forgot the rest...

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I just lost the game where if you think about the game then you lose the game. so did you.

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What did the little crippled boy get for his birthday? He's an orphan so he doesn't know his birthday.

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What has four wheels and can fly? A flying car What else has four wheels and can fly? Another flying car

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Q: What did the mime say to the crowd gathered at the crime scene? A:

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What's the biggest difference between the East and West Coast? About 3,000 miles.

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your mama is so stupid i believe she will have a difficult time finding employment in these rough economic times

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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equality for women

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Why did the Calculus teacher give an Asian student an F on a test? Because he got less than 60% of the answers correct.

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Whats better than winning a Paralympic Gold Medal? Having Legs.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Cadillac? A Cadillac is a car, and a dead baby is a morose and disgusting topic of internet humor.

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Why did the hipster hate black people? Because he was racist.

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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Why did little Jimmy eat his finger ? He was hungry.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

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What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? Aye, ye be thinkin' it to be "ARRRR" - but it be the C

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What did the black man do with the woman's purse? Safely returned it to her

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Welcome to Watchmojo dot com and today we'll be talking about the Top 10 numbers from 1 through 10. In this episode we will be discussing which numbers from 1 to 10 gain popularity and mainstream appeal amongst people from all over the world. Number 10. 10 (Ten) Number 9. 6 (Six) Number 8. 8 (Eight) Number 7. 4 (Four) Number 6. 5 (Five) Number 5. 3 (Three) Number 4. 2 (Two) Number 3. 9 (Nine) Number 2. 7 (Seven) Here are some honorable mentions: 3.14 9.9 1 and a half Number 1. 1 (One)

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What starts with an F and ends with a UCK? Firetruck.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist -lschles

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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