Why did the one pound coin cross the road? It was stuck up the chickens ass

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pedophile

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What black and blue and red all over? My mom after my dad comes back from the bar.

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A black man and a hispanic man are riding in a car. Who's driving? The hispanic man

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Your mother is such a whore that she has consensual sex with a lot of people...

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What's the difference between me and a dead baby? I'm not dead, or a baby. I am well into my teens and very healthy.

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a man walks into a bar he is an alcohol and it's ruining his family

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There was an old lady from Ealing Who had a peculiar feeling She lay on her back Opened her crack And pissed all over the ceiling The old lady then lay in her own waste for over two weeks due to neglect by uncaring nursing home staff. Six months later, a hidden camera documentary on underperforming care homes exposed the abuse and neglect and the old lady went to live with her son and his family. In the early hours of May 14th 2011, the whole family were killed in a house fire that gutted the home and saw fires spread to neighbouring houses. Firefighters say the blaze originated in the spare room and was caused by exposed wiring on an electrical blanket. Forensic experts said that the repeated urination on the blanket would likely corrode the wiring due to the acidic content of urine.

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how many indians does it take to screw in a light bulb? one if it can reach 2 if it's high.One to screw in the bulb the other to hold the ladder.

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why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

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Why did the aeroplane engine fallon the house? Because of Donnie Darko

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Oh look, I've found my knife

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

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what does a gorilla do when it sleeps. it snores.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Leukemia

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As a teen girl was walking through the perfume shop, she picked up one called, "Swirly Paradise." She sprayed it on her and sniffed the sweet scent. Suddenly, the world spun around and she suddenly woke up inside an empty bra. A mouse sniffed her and ate her alive.

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How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

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Why didn't Helen Keller have headphones? Because they weren't invented

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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Give a man a gun and he'll build you a refrigerator.

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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What's worse than being a black Jew? Being a racists anti-Semite.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Cadillac? A Cadillac is a car, and a dead baby is a morose and disgusting topic of internet humor.

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Why did Michael Jackson ask a Best Buy clerk for the best 3D TV? He didn't ... He's dead.

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Why Did the baby cross the street? He was stapled to the chicken's back

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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