What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? "Hey, what's up?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was arrested by the ASPCA and PETA for letting the chicken run free near a horribly busy road

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Obama 2012

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why did the girl smear penut butter on the road. To go with the trafic jam

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Q. What's silver and cries? A. Someone who's been stabbed while wearing a suit of armour.

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Why did the one pound coin cross the road? It was stuck up the chickens ass

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Pickup Line: Hay girl is that a mirror in your pants. Becuase I can see me in it.

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Dick Chaney

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Why did the boy go swimming in the ocean? He didn't. the current pulled him in and he drowned.

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What did Justin Bieber get for Christmas? An iPod Touch and a few nice sweaters.

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Why can't Jay cut his hair? Because he has AIDS

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There once was an Asian kid who got a B+ in Math. He was later yelled at and beat by his parents.

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Q: Why MohammadReza Is a Bitch? A: Because he isnt a whore

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Oh look, I've found my knife

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the oceon? Dead in the water.

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your momma's so stupid she shot herself

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Why dont you ever see any black mermaids? Mermaids dont exist.

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How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Give a man a gun and he'll build you a refrigerator.

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Runescape.

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Ask me how old my cat is. How old's your cat? I don't know.

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Knock knock Who's there? That that that. What makes you say that?

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What is the difference between a botlle of sun lotion and a Mexican? A bottle of sun lotion contains a lotion that protects your skin against the sun, and a Mexican is a person from Mexico.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? It's a meaningless question because animals had been creating eggs for millions of years before chickens ever evolved.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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