That moment when you and your friends throw snowballs at cars in the dark on the highway and the cops spotlight your area while you hide in a shed...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why, but I was standing on the other side of the road and I took it home and mamed the chicken with a powerdrill.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese.

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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a Jew had a small nose

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What's worse than stepping on a lego? Being eaten alive by a man-sized spider.

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What do you call a woman with a penis? A Hermaphrodite.

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What did the man say to the attractive female bartender as he left the bar? Well, it's been fun but I hate you so I'm leaving to kill your entire family.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!

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Why did the blonde kid lose the spelling bee? Because she misspelled a word.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Nothing, he's the same person

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

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Why was the boy sad? His friend stabbed him with a fork. Also, his mother died. Also, his dad raped him Also, he has a chode. And it really sucks when you have a chode.

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Did you see the picture of Helen Keller's father? No. Lemme Google it. Oh cool; he had a beard.

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What do you call a bunny with a knife in his chest? Emo

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my bubbles!

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Your carpol will be here soon! What a pool for cars is coming?

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What cheese is not yours? The one that you didn't buy.

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Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Weiner? A: You can never make "fetch" happen.

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I hope you take your own wise words to heart Nero, how would you like to claim to be me and get our ship somewhat on land before it all goes to pieces? After all I have been claiming to be you for a long long time.

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My dog has no nose." "How does it smell?" "Potato"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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