Inquiry: After the specially hired detective in shades of black had managed to finish his secret investigation of the crime scene, what significant affair did he demand and expect to subsequently occur next in the logical chain of events? Answer: A specific transaction of money. To elaborate, immediate providance of previously allotted recompense in the particular configuration of myriad pristine wads of cash.

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Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

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What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? Aye, ye be thinkin' it to be "ARRRR" - but it be the C

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whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing set? She had no arms.

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person 1 - what's big, green and ugly? person 2 - don't know. what's big, green and ugly? person 1 - nothing is

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What's the difference between a rabbit and a plum? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Why was the thirteen year old raped by an online predator? Because he made very poor choices on giving out his personal information.

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roses are red violets are blue the stems are green they smell good

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How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It is a domestic bird in the wild that is free to go where ever it wants to, that's why

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

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What's brown and smells Iike crap? My brother he doesn't shower and is Hispanic

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Were your parents drunk when they named you?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause it looks like you landed on your face.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Hey, where'd my tractor go?

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Your mama's so fat, she gets confused with Santa Claus.

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That joke was so funny that I fell off my dinosaur. Then afterwards had to be put in a rehabilitation center because I am schizophrenic and dinosaurs are extinct.

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Three nuns accidentally walked in to a bar and so they immediately went out.

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What did the black boy get for christmas? An Xbox.

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What happened to the boy when he did nothing? The game.

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Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange. Aren't You Glad I Didn't Say Cliterus?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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