YouTube comment: If I get a cent for every pixel on the screen. I would have... $960 for a 224p video $2049.6 240p video $1296 for a 270p video $2304 for a 360p video $4099.2 for a 480p video $9984 for a 520p video $9216 for a 720p video $20736 for a 1080p video $125829.12 for a 2304p video ... I would be RICH!!

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You're momma's so fat, she's got high cholesterol.

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? Nothing. They are both created in God's image and likeness so get your mind outta the gutter!

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What's the worst part about male roller blading? AIDS.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A scorpion was trying to sting it in the anus and it wanted to escape the undoubtedly painful consequences.

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how to u kill a baby with no arms, throw it in a pool

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What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

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Did you hear about the guy who fell off the mountain? Oh, well he died

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well it rained all night the day i left, the weather it was dry, i can't remember the words but susana don't you cry oh susana don't you cry for me for i come from alabama with a banjo on my knee oh

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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To be honest that sounds like more of a mental health issue and not something I'm qualified to deal with as a GP. Let me refer you.

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hrih

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Leukemia

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink? What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink?

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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(Q) Why did the little boy cross the road? (A) To get to the police officer. (Q) Why did the little boy need the police officer? (A) because he was raped.

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One aardvark says to the other aardvark, "Hi." The other aardvark says, "Ahh! A talking aarkvard."

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Inquiry: After the specially hired detective in shades of black had managed to finish his secret investigation of the crime scene, what significant affair did he demand and expect to subsequently occur next in the logical chain of events? Answer: A specific transaction of money. To elaborate, immediate providance of previously allotted recompense in the particular configuration of myriad pristine wads of cash.

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Why did the girl say 'baa'? Because she was a lamb.

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knock knock whos there ? Jordan Jordan who ? Jordan Walters

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My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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