- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you fit 1,000 Jews in a Volkswagen? Trick question, you can't.

whats annoying and black? black people

What kind of animal eats and pisses on everything? Your mother. -Avery Vartanian

What rymes with milk..... milf

What has four wheels and can fly? A flying car What else has four wheels and can fly? Another flying car

Your mom is so...wonderful.

There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One says "boy it sure is hot in here." The other says,"yeah like 350-375"

how do you stop a baby crying hit it with a brick.

Whats yellow and shaped like a banana? Bananas

What's the difference between a duck?

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

how do you wake up lady gaga poke her face

A man walked into a bar, he then fell to the ground screaming in pain.

How do you make a blond to shoot herself? You give her a gun and than ask her to pull the trigger.

women's rights

Whats the difference between a new ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a new ferrari in my garage.

what do giraffes have that other animals don't have? -baby giraffes

Why did the boy go swimming in the ocean? He didn't. the current pulled him in and he drowned.

Why was timmy crying? He gave his grandmother AIDs...

What did the deaf Jewish Rabbi say to the Italian Priest. What?

A woman got in her car to drive to work. She kept her hands on the wheel and eyes on the road and was able to avoid any accidents that could have occurred.

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