Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was arrested by the ASPCA and PETA for letting the chicken run free near a horribly busy road

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Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

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What's worse than dropping an ice cream cone? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping two ice cream cones.

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

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What did the FBI agent say to the CIA agent. We're both agents

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Your d*ck is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

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2 guys walk into a bar, a third guy carefully ducks under it

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what did jesus say to moses? jesus isn't real

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what did batman Say to robin before they got into the car? get in the car

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Alan: My Grandfather has a jacket made from jews that he killed while he was in the SS. James: Really? Alan: No, I'm Korean. My Grandfather would not be allowing into the SS.

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What did the republican say to the democrat? You suck!

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a Cheetah? A yellow Chuck Norris with black spots.

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A man is sitting on a bench in a park crying a man walking by asks why he's crying, and the man answers that he has no idea why he's crying

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: Banana! B: Not you again..(slams door)

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What did the little crippled boy get for his birthday? He's an orphan so he doesn't know his birthday.

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your mama is so stupid i believe she will have a difficult time finding employment in these rough economic times

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What did the peach say to the apple? Nothing. Peaches can't talk.

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What would be funny? Seeing justin beiber 's penis.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping yesterday? He slept for at least 3 hours.

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What do birds need when they're sick? Medical attention

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Why did the girl say 'baa'? Because she was a lamb.

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What is black and white and red all over? A zebra that has been shot, because poaching is quite common in many African savannas.

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Did you hear about that show where two crazy guy got on stage and the show had to be canceled. I didnt either.

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Roses are red, Muslims are brown, When I see them swimming, I hope that they drown!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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