- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the postman, I have a package you need to sign for.

What do snowmen eat for lunch? Snowmen don't eat, they're inanimate balls of of solid precipitation with rocks for smiles and eyes and carrots for noses.

Why is it bees travel in formation, one side is longer than the other? ... There are more bees on one side

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what do you call a homosexual kid? A Kerich

What's more stinky than a fart? More farts.

What do you call a boy that fell off a ferry? Extremely unlucky, since one of the other passengers noticed and the captain turned the ferry around, threw him a ladder, and pulled him aboard. Also he died of hepatitis because his mother was too poor to afford condoms, so he was born with it.

Knock Knock! Come in.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was recently released from prison for violent crimes.

i'm a loser with body odor.. plus i play pokemon to pass the time because reality is just to horrible to face. guess who? josh wood.

Why do u call a book a book??? Cause it is a book!!!

A crazy priest squats down and poops in the middle of the church... nobody understood what was going so they pointed and laughed.

Ice cream You scream We all scream Because there is a murderer killing our friends

how do you make a joke act like yourself

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

Why did the chicken cross the road? know on knows as he can't talk

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

What did Darth Vader say to Luke? I am your father.

What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

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How did the cat die? I just it nine times

What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

(in a retarted voice) i want to go to disneyland

Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

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