Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza is an inanimate object, while a black man is a person. racist F.u.c.k.

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What is worse than finding a dead mouse in your loaf of bread? A lot of things since you were able to sue the bread company for tens of thousands of dollars.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says its getting hot in here the other muffin say holy shit a talking muffin.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It is a domestic bird in the wild that is free to go where ever it wants to, that's why

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roses are red violets are blue the stems are green they smell good

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Whats the difference between a new ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a new ferrari in my garage.

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Why did the man punch his wife? Because he was angry

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two muffins were in an oven. one muffin says, "gee, its hot in here." the other one says, "AH! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the slaughter house

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A woman got in her car to drive to work. She kept her hands on the wheel and eyes on the road and was able to avoid any accidents that could have occurred.

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FIRE!!

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Hi

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a man walks into a bar he is an alcohol and it's ruining his family

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Yo mammas so fat she went on a diet.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? He was on his way home from work and saw some youths loitering on the street corner and thought it best to avoid them and therefore any possible confrontation. He would also appreciate it if you would call him something along the lines of Bravery impaired instead of a chicken as he finds it offensive and doesn't fully understand the avian reference to his lack of confidence.

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Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

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Guess what? Chicken butt! No I have aids, you might want to get yourself tested

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Your mama's so fat, she gets confused with Santa Claus.

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How did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Scarlet fever or meningitis.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They are then baked at 375 for about 30 minutes and then taken out to cool.

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roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

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Why did the black man shoot everyone? Because he is black

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What did the young girl get for Christmas? Violently raped and murdered by her abusive father.

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