- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

Q: What did the priest say to the small child. A: Rite?

Whats has 6 wheels and can fly? A dumpster, I lied about the flying.

Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

A blond walks into McDonalds. She orders and leaves.

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

Want to hear a joke? So do I.

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

Haha, I get it..

how do you keep a bunch of black kids from jumping on the bed? your real firm with them and tell them someone may hurt themselves if they don't stop with the horseplay..

What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

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