Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

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Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

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Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

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What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

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I wont say I got much money, but neither do I need it, just be honest to me, because if you lie, every advice I give you, could cost you or me everything, our lives, our families... Collateral damage is a term used very often and lightly ever since 9/11

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What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

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Whats green, has 4 legs and falls out a tree? A pool table

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? Poke her Face.

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Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

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Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

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Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

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A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

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Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

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Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

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Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

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Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

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Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

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Latvia isn't a joke

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What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

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I want to tie a baby to the back of a truck then reverse into a wall.

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why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

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What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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