War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

An under aged man walks into a bar. the bar tender forgets to ask for his ID and gives him a beer. That man was later fired.

P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

So a baby seal walks into a club...

What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

what to call someone thats gay zak

how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

Steve Jobs didn't die. He went to go set up iCLOUD.

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Tell my wife I died doing what I love... Not her

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

What was wrong with the tree? Nothing

What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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