Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

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hi dave

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I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

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What's worse than stepping on a snail? Stepping on a bear trap.

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ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

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how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

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You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

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A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

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a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

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I thought it was the WHITE house. C'mon Obama. C'mon

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What if the rest of you value something wrong?

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Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they're all dead.

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What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

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Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

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A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

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How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

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What do fish and dogs have in common they are both animals

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What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

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My cat just died.

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