Why didnt the boy eat his ice cream? Because he is dairy intolerant

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What's the difference between a guy who sees the glass half empty and a guy who sees the glass half full? The first guy is happier because his tables tip more than the second guy's.

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just imagine like a whole dad no imagine like 1000 dads an army of dads ready to conquer

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A man name Bill works 12 hours a day at a warehouse, almost everyday a week. It is a hard job but Bill does it to support his beautiful wife of many years. Bill thinks the long hard days are worth every moment he gets to spend with her. One night, after a hard day, he comes home to find another man in bed with his wife. Bill begins to sob and yell "I work 12 hours a day at a warehouse....." His wife yells back. "We already read this part, get to the punchline".

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What do you call a black guy driving an airplane? A pilot

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A raccoon walks into a bar. He then proceded to bite 3 people before animal control got him. A black man, hispanic man and an asian man. Later they all walked to the hospital and were treated for rabies, they were all fine as rabies is normally not fatal when caught early. Moral- this story is racist cause the white man was completely unharmed, DONT DISCRIMINATE!

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What did the Orange say to the Apple? Nothing. Both of them are lifeless objects, thus lacking the ability to speak.

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Have you seen stevie wonders house? neither has he.

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BOB:john John:what? BOB:4:59 seconds to get rid of it

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lol i'm going to hell for laughing at this shit

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Why did the black man run out of the shop with items under his jacket? He was shopping for groceries, when his brother texted him, letting him know that his wife had just gone into labour. He then realised that it was a very miserable rainy day outside and he didn't have an umbarella, so he payed for his items, and ran to his car.

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Hhahahahahhahhahahahahhaahhayournanisdeadhahhahahahahahahah

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Ring ring yes.This is doctor steve and we got our test results and it seems that you'r son has butinites and you'r kind sytoms are nothing because he is just an ass.

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Three Men walk into a bar. One with a ax and one with a Shovel. The other one isn't holding anything. *Boom* (\ _ /) (x . x)

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: It depends who is the owner of the car. .

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If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

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How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

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Michael Brown

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What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

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Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

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Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

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Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

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What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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