Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

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If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

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What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

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whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

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How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

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This is sparta No this is patrick

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: It depends who is the owner of the car. .

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My cat just died.

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What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

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Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

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What's the difference between a cow and a Spanish person? To get to the other side

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An under aged man walks into a bar. the bar tender forgets to ask for his ID and gives him a beer. That man was later fired.

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

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What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

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So a baby seal walks into a club...

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What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

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What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

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P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

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What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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