How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

A: Do you like it B: No

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

women's rights

What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite joke? A. Nothing, because he cant hear.

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

Justin Bieber hits puberty

Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

I thought it was the WHITE house. C'mon Obama. C'mon

How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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