What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

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Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

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Your dads dead. lol

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What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

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my throat Really started to hurt, like reallly badly, and i remember On sponge bob, he laughed so much his laugh box broke. well, my throat really hurts. please help! can i get my laugh box back? will i never be able to laugh again and have to get it replaced like squidward did?!!? please answer, i have a friend who would probably give me part of her laugh box, but she Laughs like a hyena

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How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

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Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

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Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

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That's illegal What? Your mom

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

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what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

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Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

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what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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There were two chippendales in a bar - what were their nicknames? Chip and Dale

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A blonde, a brunette and a red-head find a mirror with a message on it that says "Stand in front of the mirror and say something you think is true. If it is true, I'll grant you a wish. If it is wrong, you'll be sucked inside the mirror and be trapped there forever." The blonde, who is standing in front of the mirror, says "I think this is a stupid joke." and nothing happened.

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Stop Iran! We need the money.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

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Three Men walk into a bar. One with a ax and one with a Shovel. The other one isn't holding anything. *Boom* (\ _ /) (x . x)

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Are you trolling with me? I mean how can you know where I live if you have not even picked up the phone yet? Listen, if you wanted to make me upset, you did it okay? You won, I like you a lot and I would never do such a thing. I understand you being upset Nero, I am so sorry, I never meant nor wanted for this to happen, I hope you can forgive me someday.

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A princess kisses a frog to acquire a prince. Then gets arrested for beastiality.

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Two monkeys are sittin in a bathtub. The first monkey says to The second, "HEY! pass the soap." The second says to the The first monkey, "DUDE. thats not soap, its a typewriter!!!!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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