A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

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Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

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Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

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Did u hear about the fire at the circus? 12 people died.

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yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

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What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

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Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

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How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

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Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

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what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

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Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

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Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

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"what's fat,stupid,and has a shell" "i don't know what" "you, i lied about the shell"

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roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

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What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

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what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

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You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

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What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

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Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

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What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

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What if there were no hypothetical questions?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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