Q: In 2900 A.D, why did the stars started blasting at each other and exploding? A: Because it was the time for "Star Wars".

feminists.

speech and debate.

- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

Michael Jackson will always be remembered for touching...the hearts of many.

Q: What do you call a black pilot. A: A pilot you racist.

How come anti jokes r funny

How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

What did the cancer patient get for his birthday HIV

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

why did the man buy kool aid? because it was on sale and he was thirsty

What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

"what's fat,stupid,and has a shell" "i don't know what" "you, i lied about the shell"

roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

What if there were no hypothetical questions?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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