Hail Heetluh

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Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

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Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

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feminists.

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Weed.

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What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

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What do you call a fat priest? Obese

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Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

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What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

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I have an idea! You leave.

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it

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How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

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So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

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why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

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What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

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A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

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What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

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http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=1&ved=0CAsQFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fhomepage.eircom.net%2F~cronews%2Felep%2Felep.html&ei=1aAjVMrJJcePoQS99ILADg&usg=AFQjCNEy4qvnhug3LTGYLGylpoRhxjk_zg

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An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

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what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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