- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

How do you tell if your boyfriend is gay? He is having sex with men

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

A seal walks into a club.

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

What does karissas vagina taste like? Ask vantwon

The president, Oprah and Abraham Lincoln are sitting in a crashing airplane. lol

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

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